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==Phrack Inc.==
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Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Three, File 10 of 13
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PWN ^*^ PWN ^*^ PWN { CyberView '91 } PWN ^*^ PWN ^*^ PWN
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PWN Special Edition Issue Four PWN
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PWN "The Hackers Who Came In From The Cold" PWN
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PWN June 21-23, 1991 PWN
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PWN Written by Bruce Sterling PWN
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PWN ^*^ PWN ^*^ PWN { CyberView '91 } PWN ^*^ PWN ^*^ PWN
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The Hackers Who Came In From The Cold
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"Millionaries and vandals met at the computer-underground convention
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to discuss free information. What they found was free love."
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by Bruce Sterling : bruces @ well.sf.ca.us
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** A slightly shorter version of this article appears in Details Magazine
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(October 1991, pages 94-97, 134). The Details article includes photographs
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of Knight Lightning, Erik Bloodaxe, Mitch Kapor, and Doc Holiday.
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They called it "CyberView '91." Actually, it was another "SummerCon" --
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the traditional summer gathering of the American hacker underground. The
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organizer, 21 year old "Knight Lightning," had recently beaten a Computer Fraud
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and Abuse rap that might have put him in jail for thirty years. A little
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discretion seemed in order.
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The convention hotel, a seedy but accommodating motor-inn outside the
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airport in St Louis, had hosted SummerCons before. Changing the name had been
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a good idea. If the staff were alert, and actually recognized that these were
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the same kids back again, things might get hairy.
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The SummerCon '88 hotel was definitely out of bounds. The US Secret
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Service had set up shop in an informant's room that year, and videotaped the
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drunken antics of the now globally notorious "Legion of Doom" through a one-way
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mirror. The running of SummerCon '88 had constituted a major count of criminal
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conspiracy against young Knight Lightning, during his 1990 federal trial.
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That hotel inspired sour memories. Besides, people already got plenty
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nervous playing "hunt the fed" at SummerCon gigs. SummerCons generally
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featured at least one active federal informant. Hackers and phone phreaks
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like to talk a lot. They talk about phones and computers -- and about each
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other.
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For insiders, the world of computer hacking is a lot like Mexico. There's
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no middle class. There's a million little kids screwing around with their
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modems, trying to snitch long-distance phone-codes, trying to swipe pirated
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software -- the "kodez kidz" and "warez doodz." They're peons, "rodents."
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Then there's a few earnest wannabes, up-and-comers, pupils. Not many. Less of
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'em every year, lately.
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And then there's the heavy dudes. The players. The Legion of Doom are
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definitely heavy. Germany's Chaos Computer Club are very heavy, and already
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back out on parole after their dire flirtation with the KGB. The Masters of
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Destruction in New York are a pain in the ass to their rivals in the
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underground, but ya gotta admit they are heavy. MoD's "Phiber Optik" has
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almost completed his public-service sentence, too... "Phoenix" and his crowd
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down in Australia used to be heavy, but nobody's heard much out of "Nom" and
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"Electron" since the Australian heat came down on them.
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The people in Holland are very active, but somehow the Dutch hackers don't
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quite qualify as "heavy." Probably because computer-hacking is legal in
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Holland, and therefore nobody ever gets busted for it. The Dutch lack the
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proper bad attitude, somehow.
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America's answer to the Dutch menace began arriving in a steady confusion
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of airport shuttle buses and college-kid decaying junkers. A software pirate,
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one of the more prosperous attendees, flaunted a radar-detecting black
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muscle-car. In some dim era before the jet age, this section of St Louis had
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been a mellow, fertile Samuel Clemens landscape. Waist-high summer weeds still
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flourished beside the four-lane highway and the airport feeder roads.
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The graceless CyberView hotel had been slammed down onto this landscape
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as if dropped from a B-52. A small office-tower loomed in one corner beside a
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large parking garage. The rest was a rambling mess of long, narrow, dimly lit
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corridors, with a small swimming pool, a glass-fronted souvenir shop and a
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cheerless dining room. The hotel was clean enough, and the staff, despite
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provocation, proved adept at minding their own business. For their part, the
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hackers seemed quite fond of the place.
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The term "hacker" has had a spotted history. Real "hackers," traditional
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"hackers," like to write software programs. They like to "grind code,"
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plunging into its densest abstractions until the world outside the computer
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terminal bleaches away. Hackers tend to be portly white techies with thick
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fuzzy beards who talk entirely in jargon, stare into space a lot, and laugh
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briefly for no apparent reason. The CyberView crowd, though they call
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themselves "hackers," are better identified as computer intruders. They don't
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look, talk or act like 60s M.I.T.-style hackers.
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Computer intruders of the 90s aren't stone pocket-protector techies.
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They're young white suburban males, and look harmless enough, but sneaky.
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They're much the kind of kid you might find skinny-dipping at 2AM in a backyard
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suburban swimming pool. The kind of kid who would freeze in the glare of the
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homeowner's flashlight, then frantically grab his pants and leap over the
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fence, leaving behind a half-empty bottle of tequila, a Metallica T-shirt, and,
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probably, his wallet.
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One might wonder why, in the second decade of the personal-computer
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revolution, most computer intruders are still suburban teenage white whiz-kids.
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Hacking-as-computer-intrusion has been around long enough to have bred an
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entire generation of serious, heavy-duty adult computer-criminals. Basically,
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this simply hasn't occurred. Almost all computer intruders simply quit after
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age 22. They get bored with it, frankly. Sneaking around in other people's
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swimming pools simply loses its appeal. They get out of school. They get
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married. They buy their own swimming pools. They have to find some replica
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of a real life.
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The Legion of Doom -- or rather, the Texas wing of LoD -- had hit Saint
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Louis in high style, this weekend of June 22. The Legion of Doom has been
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characterized as "a high-tech street gang" by the Secret Service, but this is
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surely one of the leakiest, goofiest and best-publicized criminal conspiracies
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in American history.
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Not much has been heard from Legion founder "Lex Luthor" in recent years.
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The Legion's Atlanta wing; "Prophet," "Leftist," and "Urvile," are just now
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getting out of various prisons and into Georgia halfway-houses. "Mentor" got
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married and writes science fiction games for a living.
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But "Erik Bloodaxe," "Doc Holiday," and "Malefactor" were here -- in
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person, and in the current issues of TIME and NEWSWEEK. CyberView offered a
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swell opportunity for the Texan Doomsters to announce the formation of their
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latest high-tech, uhm, organization, "Comsec Data Security Corporation."
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Comsec boasts a corporate office in Houston, and a marketing analyst, and
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a full-scale corporate computer-auditing program. The Legion boys are now
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digital guns for hire. If you're a well-heeled company, and you can cough up
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per diem and air-fare, the most notorious computer-hackers in America will show
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right up on your doorstep and put your digital house in order -- guaranteed.
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Bloodaxe, a limber, strikingly handsome young Texan with shoulder-length
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blond hair, mirrored sunglasses, a tie, and a formidable gift of gab, did the
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talking. Before some thirty of his former peers, gathered upstairs over
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styrofoam coffee and canned Coke in the hotel's Mark Twain Suite, Bloodaxe
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sternly announced some home truths of modern computer security.
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Most so-called "computer security experts" -- (Comsec's competitors) --
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are overpriced con artists! They charge gullible corporations thousands of
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dollars a day, just to advise that management lock its doors at night and use
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paper shredders. Comsec Corp, on the other hand (with occasional consultant
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work from Messrs. "Pain Hertz" and "Prime Suspect") boasts America's most
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formidable pool of genuine expertise at actually breaking into computers.
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Comsec, Bloodaxe continued smoothly, was not in the business of turning-in
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any former hacking compatriots. Just in case anybody here was, you know,
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worrying... On the other hand, any fool rash enough to challenge a
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Comsec-secured system had better be prepared for a serious hacker-to-hacker
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dust-up.
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"Why would any company trust you?" someone asked languidly.
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Malefactor, a muscular young Texan with close-cropped hair and the build
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of a linebacker, pointed out that, once hired, Comsec would be allowed inside
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the employer's computer system, and would have no reason at all to "break in."
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Besides, Comsec agents were to be licensed and bonded.
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Bloodaxe insisted passionately that LoD were through with hacking for
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good. There was simply no future in it. The time had come for LoD to move on,
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and corporate consultation was their new frontier. (The career options of
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committed computer intruders are, when you come right down to it, remarkably
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slim.) "We don't want to be flippin' burgers or sellin' life insurance when
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we're thirty," Bloodaxe drawled. "And wonderin' when Tim Foley is gonna come
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kickin' in the door!" (Special Agent Timothy M. Foley of the US Secret Service
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has fully earned his reputation as the most formidable anti-hacker cop in
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America.)
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Bloodaxe sighed wistfully. "When I look back at my life... I can see I've
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essentially been in school for eleven years, teaching myself to be a computer
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security consultant."
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After a bit more grilling, Bloodaxe finally got to the core of matters.
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Did anybody here hate them now? he asked, almost timidly. Did people think the
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Legion had sold out? Nobody offered this opinion. The hackers shook their
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heads, they looked down at their sneakers, they had another slug of Coke. They
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didn't seem to see how it would make much difference, really. Not at this
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point.
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Over half the attendees of CyberView publicly claimed to be out of the
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hacking game now. At least one hacker present -- (who had shown up, for some
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reason known only to himself, wearing a blond wig and a dime-store tiara, and
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was now catching flung Cheetos in his styrofoam cup) -- already made his
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living "consulting" for private investigators.
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Almost everybody at CyberView had been busted, had their computers seized,
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or, had, at least, been interrogated -- and when federal police put the squeeze
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on a teenage hacker, he generally spills his guts.
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By '87, a mere year or so after they plunged seriously into anti-hacker
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OBenforcement, the Secret Service had workable dossiers on everybody that
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really
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mattered. By '89, they had files on practically every last soul in the
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American digital underground. The problem for law enforcement has never been
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finding out who the hackers are. The problem has been figuring out what the
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hell they're really up to, and, harder yet, trying to convince the public that
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it's actually important and dangerous to public safety.
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From the point of view of hackers, the cops have been acting wacky lately.
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The cops, and their patrons in the telephone companies, just don't understand
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the modern world of computers, and they're scared. "They think there are
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masterminds running spy-rings who employ us," a hacker told me. "They don't
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understand that we don't do this for money, we do it for power and knowledge."
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Telephone security people who reach out to the underground are accused of
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divided loyalties and fired by panicked employers. A young Missourian coolly
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psychoanalyzed the opposition. "They're overdependent on things they don't
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understand. They've surrendered their lives to computers."
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"Power and knowledge" may seem odd motivations. "Money" is a lot easier
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to understand. There are growing armies of professional thieves who rip-off
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phone service for money. Hackers, though, are into, well, power and
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knowledge. This has made them easier to catch than the street-hustlers who
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steal access codes at airports. It also makes them a lot scarier.
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Take the increasingly dicey problems posed by "Bulletin Board Systems."
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"Boards" are home computers tied to home telephone lines, that can store and
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transmit data over the phone -- written texts, software programs, computer
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games, electronic mail. Boards were invented in the late 70s, and, while the
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vast majority of boards are utterly harmless, some few piratical boards swiftly
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became the very backbone of the 80s digital underground. Over half the
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attendees of CyberView ran their own boards. "Knight Lightning" had run an
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electronic magazine, "Phrack," that appeared on many underground boards across
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America.
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Boards are mysterious. Boards are conspiratorial. Boards have been
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accused of harboring: Satanists, anarchists, thieves, child pornographers,
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Aryan nazis, religious cultists, drug dealers -- and, of course, software
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pirates, phone phreaks, and hackers. Underground hacker boards were scarcely
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reassuring, since they often sported terrifying sci-fi heavy-metal names, like
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"Speed Demon Elite," "Demon Roach Underground," and "Black Ice." (Modern
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hacker boards tend to feature defiant titles like "Uncensored BBS," "Free
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Speech," and "Fifth Amendment.")
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Underground boards carry stuff as vile and scary as, say, 60s-era
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underground newspapers -- from the time when Yippies hit Chicago and ROLLING
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STONE gave away free roach-clips to subscribers. "Anarchy files" are popular
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features on outlaw boards, detailing how to build pipe-bombs, how to make
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Molotovs, how to brew methedrine and LSD, how to break and enter buildings, how
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to blow up bridges, the easiest ways to kill someone with a single blow of a
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blunt object -- and these boards bug straight people a lot. Never mind that
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all this data is publicly available in public libraries where it is protected
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by the First Amendment. There is something about its being on a computer --
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where any teenage geek with a modem and keyboard can read it, and print it out,
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and spread it around, free as air -- there is something about that, that is
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creepy.
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"Brad" is a New Age pagan from Saint Louis who runs a service known as
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"WEIRDBASE," available on an international network of boards called "FidoNet."
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Brad was mired in an interminable scandal when his readers formed a spontaneous
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underground railroad to help a New Age warlock smuggle his teenage daughter out
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of Texas, away from his fundamentalist Christian in-laws, who were utterly
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convinced that he had murdered his wife and intended to sacrifice his daughter
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to -- Satan! The scandal made local TV in Saint Louis. Cops came around and
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grilled Brad. The patchouli stench of Aleister Crowley hung heavy in the air.
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There was just no end to the hassle.
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If you're into something goofy and dubious and you have a board about it,
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it can mean real trouble. Science-fiction game publisher Steve Jackson had his
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board seized in 1990. Some cryogenics people in California, who froze a woman
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for post-mortem preservation before she was officially, er, "dead," had their
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computers seized. People who sell dope-growing equipment have had their
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computers seized. In 1990, boards all over America went down: Illuminati,
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CLLI Code, Phoenix Project, Dr. Ripco. Computers are seized as "evidence," but
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since they can be kept indefinitely for study by police, this veers close to
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confiscation and punishment without trial. One good reason why Mitchell Kapor
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showed up at CyberView.
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Mitch Kapor was the co-inventor of the mega-selling business program LOTUS
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1-2-3 and the founder of the software giant, Lotus Development Corporation. He
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is currently the president of a newly-formed electronic civil liberties group,
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the Electronic Frontier Foundation. Kapor, now 40, customarily wears Hawaiian
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shirts and is your typical post-hippie cybernetic multimillionaire. He and
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EFF's chief legal counsel, "Johnny Mnemonic," had flown in for the gig in
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Kapor's private jet.
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Kapor had been dragged willy-nilly into the toils of the digital
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underground when he received an unsolicited floppy-disk in the mail, from an
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outlaw group known as the "NuPrometheus League." These rascals (still not
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apprehended) had stolen confidential proprietary software from Apple Computer,
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Inc., and were distributing it far and wide in order to blow Apple's trade
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secrets and humiliate the company. Kapor assumed that the disk was a joke, or,
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more likely, a clever scheme to infect his machines with a computer virus.
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But when the FBI showed up, at Apple's behest, Kapor was shocked at the
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extent of their naivete. Here were these well-dressed federal officials,
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politely "Mr. Kapor"- ing him right and left, ready to carry out a war to the
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knife against evil marauding "hackers." They didn't seem to grasp that
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"hackers" had built the entire personal computer industry. Jobs was a hacker,
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Wozniak too, even Bill Gates, the youngest billionaire in the history of
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America -- all "hackers." The new buttoned-down regime at Apple had blown its
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top, and as for the feds, they were willing, but clueless. Well, let's be
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charitable -- the feds were "cluefully challenged." "Clue-impaired."
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"Differently clued...."
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Back in the 70s (as Kapor recited to the hushed and respectful young
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hackers) he himself had practiced "software piracy" -- as those activities
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would be known today. Of course, back then, "computer software" hadn't been a
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major industry -- but today, "hackers" had police after them for doing things
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that the industry's own pioneers had pulled routinely. Kapor was irate about
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this. His own personal history, the lifestyle of his pioneering youth, was
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being smugly written out of the historical record by the latter-day corporate
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androids. Why, nowadays, people even blanched when Kapor forthrightly declared
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that he'd done LSD in the Sixties.
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Quite a few of the younger hackers grew alarmed at this admission of
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Kapor's, and gazed at him in wonder, as if expecting him to explode.
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"The law only has sledgehammers, when what we need are parking tickets and
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speeding tickets," Kapor said. Anti-hacker hysteria had gripped the nation in
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1990. Huge law enforcement efforts had been mounted against illusory threats.
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In Washington DC, on the very day when the formation of the Electronic Frontier
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Foundation had been announced, a Congressional committee had been formally
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presented with the plotline of a thriller movie -- DIE HARD II, in which hacker
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terrorists seize an airport computer -- as if this Hollywood fantasy posed a
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clear and present danger to the American republic. A similar hacker thriller,
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WAR GAMES, had been presented to Congress in the mid-80s. Hysteria served no
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one's purposes, and created a stampede of foolish and unenforceable laws likely
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to do more harm than good.
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Kapor didn't want to "paper over the differences" between his Foundation
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and the underground community. In the firm opinion of EFF, intruding into
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computers by stealth was morally wrong. Like stealing phone service, it
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deserved punishment. Not draconian ruthlessness, though. Not the ruination of
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a youngster's entire life.
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After a lively and quite serious discussion of digital free-speech issues,
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the entire crew went to dinner at an Italian eatery in the local mall, on
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Kapor's capacious charge-tab. Having said his piece and listened with care,
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Kapor began glancing at his watch. Back in Boston, his six-year-old son was
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waiting at home, with a new Macintosh computer-game to tackle. A quick
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phone-call got the jet warmed up, and Kapor and his lawyer split town.
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With the forces of conventionality -- such as they were -- out of the
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picture, the Legion of Doom began to get heavily into "Mexican Flags." A
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Mexican Flag is a lethal, multi-layer concoction of red grenadine, white
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tequila and green creme-de-menthe. It is topped with a thin layer of 150 proof
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rum, set afire, and sucked up through straws.
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The formal fire-and-straw ritual soon went by the board as things began to
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disintegrate. Wandering from room to room, the crowd became howlingly rowdy,
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though without creating trouble, as the CyberView crowd had wisely taken over
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an entire wing of the hotel.
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"Crimson Death," a cheerful, baby-faced young hardware expert with a
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pierced nose and three earrings, attempted to hack the hotel's private phone
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system, but only succeeded in cutting off phone service to his own room.
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Somebody announced there was a cop guarding the next wing of the hotel.
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Mild panic ensued. Drunken hackers crowded to the window.
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A gentleman slipped quietly through the door of the next wing wearing a
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short terrycloth bathrobe and spangled silk boxer shorts.
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Spouse-swappers had taken over the neighboring wing of the hotel, and were
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holding a private weekend orgy. It was a St Louis swingers' group. It turned
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out that the cop guarding the entrance way was an off-duty swinging cop. He'd
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angrily threatened to clobber Doc Holiday. Another swinger almost punched-out
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"Bill from RNOC," whose prurient hacker curiosity, naturally, knew no bounds.
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It was not much of a contest. As the weekend wore on and the booze flowed
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freely, the hackers slowly but thoroughly infiltrated the hapless swingers, who
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proved surprisingly open and tolerant. At one point, they even invited a group
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of hackers to join in their revels, though "they had to bring their own women."
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Despite the pulverizing effects of numerous Mexican Flags, Comsec Data
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Security seemed to be having very little trouble on that score. They'd
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vanished downtown brandishing their full-color photo in TIME magazine, and
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returned with an impressive depth-core sample of St Louis womanhood, one of
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whom, in an idle moment, broke into Doc Holiday's room, emptied his wallet, and
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stole his Sony tape recorder and all his shirts.
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Events stopped dead for the season's final episode of STAR TREK: THE NEXT
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GENERATION. The show passed in rapt attention -- then it was back to harassing
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the swingers. Bill from RNOC cunningly out-waited the swinger guards,
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infiltrated the building, and decorated all the closed doors with globs of
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mustard from a pump-bottle.
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In the hungover glare of Sunday morning, a hacker proudly showed me a
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large handlettered placard reading PRIVATE -- STOP, which he had stolen from
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the unlucky swingers on his way out of their wing. Somehow, he had managed to
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work his way into the building, and had suavely ingratiated himself into a
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bedroom, where he had engaged a swinging airline ticket-agent in a long and
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most informative conversation about the security of airport computer terminals.
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The ticket agent's wife, at the time, was sprawled on the bed engaging in
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desultory oral sex with a third gentleman. It transpired that she herself did
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a lot of work on LOTUS 1-2-3. She was thrilled to hear that the program's
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inventor, Mitch Kapor, had been in that very hotel, that very weekend.
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Mitch Kapor. Right over there? Here in St Louis? Wow.
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Isn't life strange.
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CyberView '91 Guest List
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Those known best by handles: Those not:
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Bill From RNOC / Circuit / The Conflict / Dead Lord Dorothy Denning
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Dispater / Doc Holiday / Dr. Williams / Cheap Shades Michael Godwin
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Crimson Death / Erik Bloodaxe / Forest Ranger / Gomez Brad Hicks
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Jester Sluggo / J.R. "Bob" Dobbs / Knight Lightning Mitch Kapor
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Malefactor / Mr. Fido / Ninja Master / Pain Hertz Bruce Sterling
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Phantom Phreaker / Predat0r / Psychotic Surfer of C&P
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Racer X / Rambone / The Renegade / Seth 2600 / Taran King
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Tuc <Tuc gets his own line just because he is cool!>
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