mirror of
https://github.com/fdiskyou/Zines.git
synced 2025-03-09 00:00:00 +01:00
128 lines
2.8 KiB
Text
128 lines
2.8 KiB
Text
==Phrack Inc.==
|
|
|
|
Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #5 of 10
|
|
|
|
Phreaks In Verse!
|
|
-----------------
|
|
|
|
By
|
|
|
|
Sir Francis Drake And Aiken Drum
|
|
|
|
|
|
Welcome to this file,
|
|
We hope you will spend a while,
|
|
With us today.
|
|
Perhaps you will be enlightened, in a way.
|
|
|
|
This file is about phreaks,
|
|
And hacks. We have spent weeks
|
|
writing about people in verse.
|
|
You can pick who is worse,
|
|
Our poetry or them.
|
|
|
|
We mean no insult,
|
|
And we hope as a result
|
|
No on will kill us.
|
|
'Cause we wouldn't like that OK?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Shooting Shark
|
|
--------------
|
|
|
|
His name is Shark,
|
|
He thinks UNIX is a lark.
|
|
He can even log people out!
|
|
(The legality of this we doubt)
|
|
He looks like Robin Williams.
|
|
And maby he'll make millions
|
|
Writing UNIX software!
|
|
(Wolf will tell him what to wear.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oryan QUEST (Agent Orange)
|
|
--------------------------
|
|
|
|
Oh! Poor Oryan QUEST!
|
|
Many call him a pest.
|
|
"Stan", they cry,
|
|
"Why do you lie?"
|
|
The color of his car keeps changing,
|
|
Perhaps its because I'm aging,
|
|
But even if my brain is weak
|
|
I know he said his car was RED last week,
|
|
But today he said BLUE!
|
|
Tell me the truth Stan, please do.
|
|
But he knows quite a bit,
|
|
And if he dosn't throw a fit,
|
|
He can be an OK guy.
|
|
|
|
Lex Luthor
|
|
----------
|
|
|
|
His real name is funny,
|
|
(And it isn't Bunny)
|
|
But a joke he is not,
|
|
He knows a hell of alot.
|
|
Of phreaks, and hacks, and little blue box.
|
|
Hes head of LODH, a club that rocks.
|
|
He's a secretive guy,
|
|
But I think we all know why.
|
|
(He even made me change this poem,
|
|
Oh well. I owed him.)
|
|
And no he dosn't sound like Yogi Bear
|
|
No matter what Bill may dare
|
|
to say.
|
|
|
|
Knight Lightning
|
|
----------------
|
|
|
|
Knight Lighting likes dots, *'s, and slashes.
|
|
He sits at the CRT so long he gets rashes.
|
|
Making those NEAT title screens
|
|
Is the thrill of his teens!
|
|
But we all think he's a swell guy,
|
|
'Cause he gives everything a try.
|
|
|
|
Silver Spy
|
|
----------
|
|
|
|
Silver Spy!
|
|
He's a conservative guy.
|
|
He runs a elite BBS-- Catch-22.
|
|
It dosn't get many posts, boo-hoo.
|
|
But what other board can you see,
|
|
Limericks when you log on...tee-hee.
|
|
|
|
Bill From RNOC
|
|
--------------
|
|
|
|
Bill from RNOC
|
|
Is from New Yawrk.
|
|
Smarter than the average phreak,
|
|
His opinions are not meak.
|
|
He designs PBX's for fun,
|
|
But he needs to spend more time in the sun.
|
|
Soon you will see,
|
|
Bill working for NT. (*NT is Northern Telecom for you stupid people*)
|
|
|
|
Taran King
|
|
----------
|
|
|
|
What a terrific guy is Taran King,
|
|
Working on Phrack and runing MSP is his thing.
|
|
He's a bit redneckish;
|
|
(he won't admit he has a homosexual fetish.)
|
|
But of the phreak community he is a piller,
|
|
And without him we would wither.
|
|
And if I keep patting his back,
|
|
Maby he'll put this file in Prack.
|
|
|
|
----------
|
|
|
|
Oh no! I fear
|
|
The end of the file is here.
|
|
This file, about all these people who are ELITE,
|
|
Can be followed by one word...DELETE.
|
|
|
|
sfd
|