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==Diet Phrack==
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Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 8 of 11
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:-=>|%% Phreaks in Verse II %%|<=-:
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by Homey the Hacker
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Get in The Ring
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/=================\
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[Sung to the tune of Get in The Ring by G-n-f-R]
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Why do you look at me when you hate me?
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Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too?
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I sense a smell of retribution in the air
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I don't even understand why the fuck you even care
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And I don't need you jealousy
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Why drag me down in your misery
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And when you stare you don't think I feel it
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But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
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When I'm havin phun ya know I can't conceal it
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'Cause you know you'd never cut it in my game, oh yea
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And when you're talkin about our sociology
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I'll be writin' down your obituary...History
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You got your agents with
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The Bellcore cash injections
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Trumped up charges and implications
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Beatin' off with your "spy" operations
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Who are you to criticize our publication
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Got your subtle manipulative devices
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Just like you, I got my vices
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I've got a thought that would be nice
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I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice...PAIN!!
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And that goes for all you punks in the press
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That want to start shit by spreadin' lies
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Instead of the things we said
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That means you
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Ed Schwarz at WGN Radio
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Richard Sanzda
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Gary Collins at Hour Magazine
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Geraldo River at CBS ** [CBS being partially owned AT&T]
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What you pissed off 'cause Opra Winfrey gets more ratings that you do?
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Fuck You
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Suck my fuckin' dick
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You be liein' to the fuckin' public
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Tellin' them your doin' a such favor for society
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[while crack dealers like Mayor Barry who should be tried for treason
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get off with slap on the wrist. FUCK YOU!]
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While they be payin thier hard earned tax dollars
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Printin' lies, Startin' controversy
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You want to antagonize me?
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Antagonize me motherfucker
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Get in the ring motherfucker
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And I'll kick your bitchy little ass, punk
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I don't like you, I just hate you
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I'm gonna kick your ass, oh yea!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!
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You may not like our integrity
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We built a world out of anarchy
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And in this corner weighing in at 450 lbs, Phrack Incorporated!!!!
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Get in the ring!
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Yea, this song is dedicated to all the Phrack fuckin' Incorporated
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Fans that stuck with us through all the fucking shit
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And to all those opposed...Hmm...Well
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\=============/
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Knight Lite*
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/=============\
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*1/3 the calories of regular computer hackers.
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[Sung the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies]
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Come and and listen to my story 'bout boy named Craig.
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Called "Mad-hacker", but is just pullin' your leg.
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Then one day he was writin' up a Phrack.
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Down came the door with a great big crack.
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Foley that is, Secret Service!, FBI!
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Well, now old Craig's a million in debt.
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Lost his cds and his brand new 'vette.
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Mitch Kapor said, "There's someplace you need to be."
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So he packed up his apple and moved to DC.
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Washington that is!, Lawyers!, Cash flow!
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Erik Bloodaxe
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[Sung to the tune of the Daniel Boone theme]
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Erik B was a ham...yes a big ham.
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He was born with an ego that was big as mountain was he.
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Erik B was ham...yes a big ham.
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And he told all the ladies he was hung like a mighty oak tree.
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>From the dark sun glasses he never takes off to the heal of his K-Mart shoes.
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The bitchenest, horniest, drunkenest man that a hacker ever knew.
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Erik B was a ham...yes a big ham.
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With a mouth like a sewer and so full of manure was he.
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Vanilla Holliday
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/================\
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[Sung to the tune of ICE ICE]
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Doc, Doc, baby! Doc, Doc, baby!
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Lookout!
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The Doc is back. King of the Phreaks, and Queen of the Hacks.
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"I'll get ya laid yet!" I say with a grin. Meanwhile my hand goes for a spin.
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I'm a master cracker, a k-rad hacker, a good 'ole plain down and dirty wacker.
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I'll trash your credit if you diss me. You know why? 'Cause I'm the LOD!
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Hit it Booyyyeeeeezzzz!!
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Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby!
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Ya, ya, go get it!
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Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby!
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Straight to your mother's cousin's uncle's stepsister!
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Get back! It's a hack attack! I'm the best, and that's a fact
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I've been in Time, Newsweek--they all want me. What's next? M-TV!
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I'm gone today, wasn't here tomorrow, maybe I'll get a date with Charo
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Ice, yah that was me. But now I've got movie rights with LOD!
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Kick it!
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Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby!
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Go Doc Go Doc go!
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Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby!
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Yahhhhhhhhhh, straight to Comsec!
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Predit0r ][
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/===========\
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[The predator rap]
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His name is Predat0r. He's the editor of TAP.
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He looks like Bart Simson and he's so full of crap.
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Got a board call the Blitzkreig BBS.
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He wishes he was nazi serving under Herman Hess.
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(oh well that's all I can think of)
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\=======================/
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Been Caught Phreaking
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c0deZ's Addiction
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[been caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction]
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Been caught phreaking, once, when I was five!
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I just tried phreaking, just as simple as that
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Well it's just a simple fact
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When I want a call and I don't want to pay for it
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I dial up a code
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and I dial up a code
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Hey all right! I get by!
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It's mine! Mine all mine!
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hey!
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Yea, my girl she's one too.
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She gonna get on telenet, just type in microwire
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Get a NUA for me
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She'll call right through the outdial
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Call right throught the outdial
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Hey all right! I get by!
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It's mine! Mine all mine!
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Get c0dez!
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Sat around the terminal. Sat and laughed.
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Sat around the terminal and laughed
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And we did it just like that, did it just like that.
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Hack
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[Sung to the tune of Stand by REM]
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Hack in the place where you live
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Now dial out
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Think about telnet, wonder why you have it now
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Hack in the place where you work
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Now dial up
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Think about tymnet, wonder why you have it
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If you are real board hack with SUN
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Carry a lap-top to help along
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A PAD is there to move you around
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If You're not careful your hands will be bound
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Hack in the place where you live
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Now dial out
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Think about telnet, wonder why you have it now
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Hack in the place where you work
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Now dial up
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Think about tymnet, wonder why you have it
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A PAD is there to move you around
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If you're not careful your hands will be bound
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If accounts were trees
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Trees would be falling
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Listen to reason
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Foley is calling
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_ _
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(reapeat an (_X_) amount of times)
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Now Hack!
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\==========================/
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I'M THE MAN WITH THE BOX
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[Sung to the tune of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains]
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I'm the man with the box
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Burried in my (ESS7) switch!!!
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Won't you come and save me, save me?
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Feed me lies, where are all your trunks?
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(Bellcore) deny your maker
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He who tries will be wasted
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Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks!
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I'm the dog who phreaks
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Can't shove my tones in a switch
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Won't you come and save me?
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Feed me lies, where are all your trunks?
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Bellcore, deny your maker
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He who tries will be wasted
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Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks!
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Feed my lies, where are all your trunks?
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Bellcore, deny your maker
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He who tries will be wasted
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Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks!
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\==================================/
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Keep on Hackin in the Free World
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/==================================\
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[Sung to the tune of Keep on Rockin in the Free World by Neil Young]
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There's CERT on the sceen
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Trying to get a clue
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Hackers typin on thier screen
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Phreaks with boxes that are blue
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There's a warning sign in CUD ahead
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There's a lot of people sayin
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We'd be better of dead
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Don't feel like Satan
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But we are to them
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So I try to forget it anyway I can
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Keep on hackin in the free world (4x)
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I see a phreak in night
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With some trash in his hand
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There's an old CO
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With a garbage can
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Now he takes the trash away
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And he's gonna learn a lot
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Goes home to hack some more
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And he's not gonna a stop
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Keep on hackin in the free world (4x)
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Got a thousand points of light
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On our modems, man
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Got a brand new Lexicon in my hand
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He found department stores
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with carbon paper
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Got Crimson Death & Dispater
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They say Phrack is back
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Gonna keep hope alive
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Got codes to crack
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Got dumpsters to dive
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Keep on hackin in the free world (4x)
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\============/
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FADE TO HACK
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by Erik Bloodaxe
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[Sung to the tune of "Fade to Black" by Metallica]
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Accounts just seem to fade away
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Losing access every day
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Getting lost within some shell
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I have lost the will to hack
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No more passwords left to crack
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There are no more nets for me
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I need virtual reality
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Nets arent what they used to be
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Someone's always logging me
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Access Barred, this cant be real
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No more packets left to steal
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Now they've installed public key
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And they're using Secure ID
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Security awareness taking dawn
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I was root, but now root's gone
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Rerouted my call to save myself, but it's too late
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Now I can't think, think why I should even try
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Yesterday seems as though it never existed
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The SS greet me warm, now I will just say goodbye
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