diff --git a/samples/signal.c b/samples/signal.c
index 29cb1c4..c717317 100644
--- a/samples/signal.c
+++ b/samples/signal.c
@@ -1,14 +1,33 @@
 #include <signal.h>
 #include <criterion/criterion.h>
 
+void crash(void);
+
 Test(simple, caught, .signal = SIGSEGV) {
-    raise(SIGSEGV);
+    crash();
 }
 
 Test(simple, wrong_signal, .signal = SIGINT) {
-    raise(SIGSEGV);
+    crash();
 }
 
 Test(simple, uncaught) {
-    raise(SIGSEGV);
+    crash();
+}
+
+
+// Cross platform segfault simulator ™
+// a.k.a. "I can't believe I have to write this for a sample"
+
+#ifdef _WIN32
+# include <windows.h>
+#endif
+
+void crash(void) {
+#ifdef _WIN32
+    // This translates to a SIGSEGV
+    RaiseException(EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION, EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE, 0, NULL);
+#else
+    raise(SIGSEGV);
+#endif
 }
diff --git a/samples/signal.cc b/samples/signal.cc
index e35998f..42cc76f 100644
--- a/samples/signal.cc
+++ b/samples/signal.cc
@@ -1,14 +1,32 @@
 #include <csignal>
 #include <criterion/criterion.h>
 
+void crash(void);
+
 Test(simple, caught, .signal = SIGSEGV) {
-    std::raise(SIGSEGV);
+    crash();
 }
 
 Test(simple, wrong_signal, .signal = SIGINT) {
-    std::raise(SIGSEGV);
+    crash();
 }
 
 Test(simple, uncaught) {
-    std::raise(SIGSEGV);
+    crash();
+}
+
+// Cross platform segfault simulator ™
+// a.k.a. "I can't believe I have to write this for a sample"
+
+#ifdef _WIN32
+# include <windows.h>
+#endif
+
+void crash(void) {
+#ifdef _WIN32
+    // This translates to a SIGSEGV
+    RaiseException(EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION, EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE, 0, NULL);
+#else
+    std::raise(SIGSEGV);
+#endif
 }
diff --git a/test/cram/crashes.t b/test/cram/crashes.t
index ff8e2fc..52ac05e 100644
--- a/test/cram/crashes.t
+++ b/test/cram/crashes.t
@@ -1,13 +1,13 @@
 Simple crashes & signal testing
 
   $ signal.c.bin
-  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.c\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m12\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
+  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.c\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m14\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::uncaught: CRASH! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::wrong_signal (esc)
   [\x1b[0;34m====\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1mSynthesis: Tested: \x1b[0;34m3\x1b[0;1m | Passing: \x1b[0;32m1\x1b[0;1m | Failing: \x1b[0;31m2\x1b[0;1m | Crashing: \x1b[0;31m1\x1b[0;1m \x1b[0m (esc)
 
   $ signal.cc.bin
-  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.cc\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m12\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
+  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.cc\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m14\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::uncaught: CRASH! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::wrong_signal (esc)
   [\x1b[0;34m====\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1mSynthesis: Tested: \x1b[0;34m3\x1b[0;1m | Passing: \x1b[0;32m1\x1b[0;1m | Failing: \x1b[0;31m2\x1b[0;1m | Crashing: \x1b[0;31m1\x1b[0;1m \x1b[0m (esc)
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ Simple crashes & signal testing (verbose)
   [\x1b[0;34mRUN \x1b[0m] simple::caught (esc)
   [\x1b[0;32mPASS\x1b[0m] simple::caught (esc)
   [\x1b[0;34mRUN \x1b[0m] simple::uncaught (esc)
-  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.c\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m12\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
+  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.c\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m14\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::uncaught: CRASH! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;34mRUN \x1b[0m] simple::wrong_signal (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::wrong_signal (esc)
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ Simple crashes & signal testing (verbose)
   [\x1b[0;34mRUN \x1b[0m] simple::caught (esc)
   [\x1b[0;32mPASS\x1b[0m] simple::caught (esc)
   [\x1b[0;34mRUN \x1b[0m] simple::uncaught (esc)
-  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.cc\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m12\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
+  [\x1b[0;34m----\x1b[0m] \x1b[0;1msignal.cc\x1b[0m:\x1b[0;31m14\x1b[0m: Unexpected signal caught below this line! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::uncaught: CRASH! (esc)
   [\x1b[0;34mRUN \x1b[0m] simple::wrong_signal (esc)
   [\x1b[0;31mFAIL\x1b[0m] simple::wrong_signal (esc)
diff --git a/test/cram/tap.t b/test/cram/tap.t
index 611c52b..827169d 100644
--- a/test/cram/tap.t
+++ b/test/cram/tap.t
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ Testing multiple samples with --tap
   
   # Running 3 tests from simple
   not ok - simple::wrong_signal 
-  not ok - simple::uncaught unexpected signal after signal.c:12
+  not ok - simple::uncaught unexpected signal after signal.c:14
   ok - simple::caught 
 
   $ asserts.c.bin --tap